Americans
For Cloning Elvis (ACE)
When they cloned that sheep they should have
seen this coming.
Best
Dictionary There's Ever Bean
As in Mr. Bean. At least he has the
'A's covered. Don't expect definitions of
words beginning with other letters anytime
soon.
Bigduke6's
Celebrity Dead Pool
And I used to think that my odds of winning
the lottery were bad.
C'mon
Get Happy
Wouldn't the world be a better place if there
was nothing to remind us of The Partridge
Family?
Contract
With Elvis
Finally a sensible account of all the
problems plaguing America.
Dr.
Evil's Austin Powers Page
It looks so good that it doesn't need
content.
Elvis
Shot J.F.K. -- We Have Proof
It's finally all starting to make sense.
Feed
Celine
When the rich and famous are starving, you
know there's a problem.
Hank
The Angry, Drunken Dwarf
Winner of the 3rd Annual Most Beautiful
People Poll, although I hear he was caught
cheating and had his vote count reduced by
200,000 or so, he still kicked Leonardo's
ass.
I
Found Einstein's Brain
Kinda makes you wonder if there aren't some
other brains out there worth looking for.
Mr.
Cranky Rates The Movies
I knew his reviews were going to be fair when
I noticed that the highest rating possible is
"Almost Tolerable."
Official
Original I Hate Joey Lawrence And His Squeaky
Voice Page
Far superior to Joey hate pages that are only
official, or only original, or (gasp)
neither.
Partridge
Family Temple
Stop by and thank God that this site is
undergoing major reconstruction.
Proof
That Pantera Sucks
It's so obvious it shouldn't have to be
proven!
Santa:
Friend Or Foe?
Think about it, does anyone really
know who this guy is?
Spice
Slap v1.1
You'll be glad you have that Shockwave
plug-in after slapping those annoying Spice
Girls a few times.
Steve
McGarrett Psychic Hotline
Don't let the fact that he's dead stop you
from getting some damn straight advice!
Test
Your Knowledge Of Ed
He may be the Anti-christ but at least he
isn't parading around in women's underwear
like some other sports announcers.
The
Barney Fun Page
Yep, this is certainly what I call fun.
The
Not Dueling Antons Page
It sounds a little confusing right now, but
it all starts to make sense when the Antons
don't duel.
True
Proof Of The King's Existence
Even a skeptic like myself can't argue with
evidence like this.
Velvet
Gallery
This is the kind of thing that causes Elvis
sightings.
What
Would You Do If You Were Bill?
Think about it, you're a billionaire, why the
hell would you want to auction off your
sperm?
When
They Were Gapped
Great minds are working around the clock to
come up with this stuff.
Which
Bill Is More Annoying?
Something tells me this question isn't going
away any time soon.
