101
Uses For A Condom (Besides The Obvious)
Just when you thought that you were the only
one who used them to replace banana peels...
10K
For A Wife
Sorry ladies, not ten thousand for the wife,
but ten thousand for whoever finds him a
wife. Matchmakers, start your engines!
Almost
Nude Gillian Anderson Eating Pie
Something tells me this isn't as much about
the pie as it is about the almost nude
pictures of Gillian Anderson.
Application
For A Piece Of Ass
This sort of thing will really simplify the
whole dating process.
Chick
Acquisition Guide
I know what you're thinking, but the
President had nothing to do with this.
Dream
Date-o-matic
I'm glad it was a dream because I couldn't
survive a date like that in real life.
Furniture
Porn
I guess your disclaimer can't be explicit
enough when you're offering hot, triple XXX
chair-on-chair action!
Joelogon's
Foolproof Guide To Making Any Woman Your
Platonic Friend
And when he says foolproof, he means
foolproof.
Male
Answer Syndrome
Never again be deceived by a man that claims
to know what he's talking about.
Mark's
Apology Note Generator
This, along with Mark's
Bitch Letter Generator For Women, is
going to save everyone a whole lot of time
and trouble.
More
Than Fifty Ways To Get Rid Of Blind Dates
You just might be discouraged from dating
altogether.
Naked
Women
A marvel of software engineering, this site
actually has a foolproof Java age-detector to
ensure that your children won't be exposed to
any indecency.
National
Council Of Dull Men
Between the weather channel and escalator
rides I'm going to have a busy day.
Nerd
Sex Instructions
I just hope this doesn't encourage them to
reproduce.
Notches
On My Bedpost
Nothing like airing your dirty laundry on the
Net.
Oral
Pleasure Can Be Yours... Free!
We all know how well pyramid schemes work
with money, wait until you try it with sex!
Penis-o-meter
A device like that would get a lot of mileage
in the White house.
Pimpdaddy.com
For all your pimp related needs.
Plaster
Cast Fetish Site
Confirming that there is no limit to what
some people are turned on by.
Porn-o-matic(tm)
The easiest and fastest way I know of to
become a porn star.
Realsheep
The rumor is that President Clinton has
purchased one in an effort to keep his sexual
appetite under control and avoid further
scandal.
Sex
Gods Anonymous
Practical advice on how to get rid of all
that unwanted sexual attention.
Short
Duration Marraige
Much more convenient than the other kind.
Simple
Tactics To Avoid Getting A Girlfriend
Some of these are probably quite effective.
Spankie:
The Solo Sex Sleeve
The most astounding thing about this is that
they appear to be serious.
Squirrel
With Huge Nuts
And they're not talking about the sort of
nuts that come in a shell.
Stupid
Penis Tricks
Some people still think that the thing just
can't be trained.
The
Amazing 8000 Wives Program!
Here's a genuine sucker for punishment.
The
Kama Sutra Of Pooh
Just wait until they start doing this with
more anatomically interesting dolls like
Barbie and Ken.
The
Menstral Album
It's about time someone started making music
about menstruation.
The
Online Pregnancy Test
Wouldn't you know it? I'm pregnant!
The
Pit Page
What do you mean we've completely lost touch
with reality?
Virgin
Sexy Brides
I wonder how many guys actually order the $10
catalogue after seeing that censored picture.
When
A Blowjob Becomes A Job
Or create a scandal with the President, write
a book, and retire from the blowjob business.
Where's
The Nudity?
There's no need to censor the Net because
everything obscene is impossible to find.
Women
With Beards
And I thought that plaster casts were hot.
