A
Small Wonder Of Modern Technology
That is, if white text on a bright yellow
background can be considered a wonder.
America
On Hold
Do you think I'm a little too hard on AOL?...
Nahhh.
Are
You A Spammer?
The first step is admitting that you have a
problem. Spammers Anonymous wants to help.
Are
You Stupid?
Too bad there's no way to get an immediate
score. I don't think I did very well.
ASCII
Heaven: Classic Cows
This should really beef up your signature
file.
sdrawkcaB
What could be better than surfing the Web
backwards?
Bastard
User From Hell #1
These are the kind of people that make
networks so much fun!
Bob:
All-knowing, All-wise (Ass) A.I.
Go ahead, ask Bob anything.
Bubbles
The Cat's Net Surfer Tips
Everything your cat needs to know to have a
fulfilling Net experience.
Bud
Ugly Design
I recommend that you wear welder's goggles
for viewing this page -- several pairs of
sunglasses do not provide sufficient
protection.
Clock
In An URL
Committed to bringing you the cutting edge of
Internet technology.
Dead
People Server
After all, dead people just wouldn't be
connected without a server.
Diary
Of An AOLer
Don't laugh, I know people like this.
Dip-A-Dee
Donuts, Inc.
Donuts, Web design -- I see a logical
connection there.
Dweebonics
A comprehensive guide to the forever-changing
world of computer terms and acronyms.
Emergency
Internet Broadcast System
I never thought that Java would save
my life.
FAQ
Pronunciation
Someone should start a FAQ on this subject.
Hands
Across The Internet
Are those warm fuzzy feelings, or it is just
static?
Hymns
Unto Spam
Now if only lard could get the reverence it
deserves.
If
Dr. Seuss Were A Technical Writer
All of this techno-babble might make a lot
more sense (or not).
Malak
Ta'us Proclaims That AOL Sucks
I guess this makes it official.
Nerd
Songs
System Crash (sung to the tune of Monster
Mash) is bound to be a big hit a parties
everywhere.
Net
Nymph
Here's a novel idea -- a program that filters
out everything that isn't
pornographic.
Objective
Symptoms Of The Hopelessly Computer
Challenged
I seem to be suffering from quite a few of
these.
Ode
To Lynx
I wouldn't have expected this page to be so
graphic.
On
Switch Tutorial
I can't believe how much better this computer
works when it's turned on!
PCDormant:Mini
Game Review
Hey, as long as the graphics are spectacular,
who cares about the gameplay?
RealAroma(C)
The peripheral that completes the multimedia
experience.
Scroll
Lock Online
Who said that this Net account was a waste of
money?
Silicon
Valley Tarot Page
The digital gypsy of information technology.
Much more accurate than virtual fortune
cookies.
Temple
Of Senselessness
I wonder if this person really hates
frames?
The
386 Support Group
Brings back fond memories of 360Kb 5-1/4 inch
floppy drives.
The
"Bruce" Font
When I see this I start to think that I'm not
the crazy one.
The
Endless Fax
There must be someone you hate that has a fax
machine.
The
Error Message
I think we've all had this experience at one
time or another.
The
Illustrated Guide To Breaking Your Computer
There are easier ways to partition your
hard-drive.
The
Peeling Paint Web Cam
Now featuring a 30 day time lapse peeling
paint video for the impatient.
The
Prayer Of Internet Connectivity
Your online experiences will be considerably
more fruitful if you repeat this several
times before dialing up.
Unix
Tricks
Pretty soon everyone will want a command-line
operating system.
Valley
URL
Like, fer sure this will really enhance your
surfing experience.
Virus
Page
Makes a great Christmas gift for someone who
needs their hard drive cleaned up.
Whirl
An URL
Beyond the random URL lies the random
numerical address which almost certainly
leads nowhere.
Windows
Source Code
This will improve your understanding of
Windows even if you're not a programmer.
