Alex
Chiu's Eternal Life Device
If you die within 90 days of purchasing the
product you get your money back!
Backyard
Ballistics
There's more than one way to deal with those
pesky neighbors!
Beer
In Space
It's a good thing Spock is from a race of
designated drivers.
Beard
Research
Only a Canadian or an Eskimo could come up
with something like this.
Boy
Kills Alien In Basement
I thought they might have made it all up
until I saw the photo.
Death
Ray O2Cannon Of Doom
This should give you something to do in the
backyard next summer.
Flekkefjord,
Norway: The Mythical Center Of The Universe
It's hard to believe, but Flekkefjord dates
back to the Precambrian galactic empire.
George
Goble (GHG) Extended Home Page
Or how to completely melt down your barbeque
in a matter of seconds.
How
To Tell If Your Head's About To Blow Up
This would be believable if he had been
surfing the Web rather than playing chess.
Institute
Of Celestial Sciences
Born under a bad sign? Simply fill out the
convenient form and switch to a sign that
suits you!
James
Hampton's Throne
Not likely to make you laugh, but incredibly
amusing just the same.
Jason
Attempts Science
Jason is on the brink of a major statistical
discovery that will change our understanding
of feet.
Memoirs
Of A Sci-Cop
If you've been breaking the law of gravity -
beware!
Project:
Denny's
A mission to take "The Love Den of
Steel" to as many Denny's restaurants as
possible.
Psychic
Jim
Forget those nutty psychics that you see on
television, Jim is the real stargazer of the
stars.
Sparkler
Bombs
As one of my readers put it, this is amateur
pyrotechnics at its finest.
Stuff
The Warning Label Said Not To Do Web Page
Such as build a 125 psi Mach1 capable
pneumatic potato gun with a 40 foot barrel.
Stupid
Human Noises - An Awesome Audible Collection
Of Human Generated Jibberish
Picture someone in the washroom with a
microphone....
Temperature
Plot
You'll want to bookmark this one.
The
Atlanta Roadways Digest
Would you believe, video footage of bad
drivers in action?
The
Bureau Of Missing Socks
Finally some answers to the greatest mystery
plaguing humankind!
The
Calculator Of Death
It's got a few extra buttons and their
functions are not exactly mathematical in
nature.
The
Feels Like Forecast
This is guaranteed to spare you a lot of
stress and confusion.
The
Infamous Exploding Whale
A turning point in the development of safe
dead beached whale removal techniques.
The
Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide
Never be fooled again by "cloaking"
or "paper-clipping."
Things
From Wes' Nose
The kind of things you may just want to avoid
altogether!
Todays
Space Weather
Important information for anyone planning a
trip to the sun.
Virtual
Dog Shit Creator
A quick and easy solution to the impending
dog shit shortage.
Waterproof
Home
The perfect dwelling for bachelors.
White
Bread Will Rule
Not if us brown bread eaters have anything to
say about it!
White
Trash Cookin' With Ed
Wholesome recipes including Twinkies in
Jello.
Why
People Are Mean
About as good as any other explanation I've
heard.
Your
Gross And Cool Body
They've virtually put their hearts and
various other unmentionable organs into this
site.
Go to AMMO