Barney
Ate My Balls
Sharing, caring, love, and rampant testicle
consumption.
Batman
Ate My Balls
You're just not a superhero these days if
you're not eating someone's balls.
Beanie
Babies Ate My Balls
I always thought that those cuddly little
toys looked a bit too innocent.
Bigfoot
Ate My Balls
Demonstrating not only that Bigfoot exists,
but also that he's carnivorous.
Bill
Gates Bought Our Balls
I would think that he can afford them!
Bob
Barker Ate My Balls
Everyone out there with healthy nuts, come on
down!
Boss
Hogg Ate My Balls
I've never seen a more voracious nut muncher!
Charles
Bukowski Ate My Balls
Those drunken writers are all trying to
satisfy a deep craving for nuts.
Chewbacca
Ate My Balls Home Page
A gripping story full of suspense wrapped up
with a perfectly brilliant ending.
David
Copperfield Made My Balls Disappear
And before that I bet he made them levitate
in the air without even touching them!
David
Filo & Jerry Yang Categorically Indexed
My Balls
Is it me, or are these things no longer
making any sense at all?.
David
Hasselhoff Ate My Balls
Let's just say that if Knight Rider were a
web page it would probably be on this list.
Doctor
Who Ate My Balls
Not even a chronoton barrier can protect your
knackers from this Time Lord!
Doug
Henning Ate My Balls
That's right kids, "Anything is possible
in the world of balls."
Garth
Brooks Ate My Balls
Probably a habit he picked up turning bulls
into steers.
Godzilla
Ate My Balls
Why not, he ate just about everything else!?
Hanson
Ate My Balls
Somehow this is even less mature than the
band members themselves!
He-Man
Ate My Balls
By the power of Grayskull, this cartoon hero
is on the hunt for testicles.
His
Holyness, Pope John Paul II, Excommunicated
My Balls
Which, by the way, is much worse than having
them eaten.
Howard
Stern Ate My Balls
I hear that he's particularly fond of the
French variety.
Jason's
South Park Ate My Balls
No wonder those South Park kids are so round
looking.
Kramer
Ate My Balls
That Kramer really knows his balls.
Mr.
T Ate My Balls Home Page
This is the page responsible for inspiring an
entire cult of ridiculously bad "Ate My
Balls" Web pages.
Ronald
Reagan Ate My Balls Home Page
Proving that politicians crave balls as much
as anyone.
Seven
Of Nine Ate My Balls
Your balls will be assimilated.
Spice
Girls Ate My Balls
Tell me what you want, what you really,
really, really want!
Spock
Ate My Balls
I'm certain that this will be the theme for a
future Star Trek movie sequel.
Steve
Spurrier Licks My Ass
Imagine that. I would have guessed that he
ate your balls.
Teletubbies
Ate My Balls
Proving that too many balls will definitely
leave you bloated.
The
Original Monica Lewinsky Ate My Balls Page
Complete with crappy pictures and infinite
download time.
The
Original Pamela Anderson Lee Ate My Balls
Page
With Tommy doing jail time I guess she's
gotta eat someone else's knackers.
The
Steve Case Ate My Balls Page
11 million is one hell of a lot of balls,
kids!
