A
Putrefying Catharsis
One man's brave battle with the evil forces
of rodentia.
B1FF#S
K3WL H0M3 PAG3
Which has to be k3wl because B1ff likes to
use numbers instead of 13tt3r5.
Cheeze
Wizard
A profile like that sure makes me want to
join the fan club.
Choose
A Career For Vanya
Wishful thinking - Vanya is about as
employable as I am.
Confessions
Of A "Wash Me" Scribbler
In spite of this individual's efforts I'm
still seeing a lot of dirty cars out there.
CornNet
Someone has obviously been getting their
inspiration from inside a toilet bowl.
Cynthia's
Home Page
Where you will find the home page of a person
named Cynthia, believe it or not.
Dave's
List Of Words That Are Fun To Say
Another Dave with an appreciation for the
Daveness of things.
dee-zeïne|||Ännihilation
I'm sure that Picasso would have enjoyed this
site immensely.
Demi's
Intentionally Bad Page
Bad Web pages about bad Web pages -- where do
people get these crazy ideas?
Dinesh's
Personal Home Page
There's nothing I enjoy more than a page
that's virtually unreadable.
Don't
Go To New York
Or if you absolutely must go, take along the Death
Ray O2Cannon Of Doom.
Dr.
Evil's Paranoid Rantings
I don't know what drugs Dr. Evil is on, but I
don't want to try any.
Elvis
& The Shitheads
Are you sure that shouldn't be Elvis &
The Elvises?
Entertainment
For Bored People
Nothing entertains me more than a dead link
titled, "Dead Link, Don't Click
Here."
FBI
Most Wanted Falafelman
Known to be armed and using Internet Explorer
as his default browser!
General
Annoyances In The Office Supply Store
I can understand your frustration, but you're
just giving them ideas!
Generic
Home Page
Save yourself the time of visiting all those
non-generic homepages.
Greg's
Haircut Page
Maybe Greg could give me one of those nifty
mohawks.
Hammond
Eggs Mega Corporate Monster Machine
A regular threat to national security.
Harley
Mom's Extravaganza
Extravaganza may not be the right word, but
I'm pretty sure the link belongs here.
I
Eat Meat
And apparently, lots of it!
I
Want To Get Married
C'mon people, we have to help this guy out,
he only needs another half a million hits or
so.
Icepick.com
You're not truly online until you have a Web
cam triggered by your fridge door!
Interesting
Ideas: Us Beings PTL
Proof that network technology can be
dangerous.
Is
This Annoying?
Uuhhmmm... yes.
Jeff's
Flat Tire Page
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you might want
to try and steer around sharp objects on the
road.
Jimmy
The Brain's Think Tank
It's pretty obvious what Jimmy has on his
mind - dirty pictures.
John's
Second Adventure: Journey
Into Madness
You're going to need therapy if you make it
to the end of this.
Lame
Crap For Morons
Kinda like the Net in general, only more
expensive.
Leningrad
Cowboys Family Members
In the band's own words, "Make tractors,
not war."
MartyCam
Home Page
Even Marty is talking about the Clinton sex
scandal.
Money
Is A Wonderful Thing
What do you mean, 'superficial?'
My
Boring Home Page
You're just not getting the full effect of
this unless you listen to the midi a few
times.
Necktie
Hatred
Maybe you can trade your ties in on some
lottery tickets.
Papal
Itch Official Web Site
A band that has done one too many Catholic
wedding gigs.
Paul
Dot Com
This is what you get for going name surfing.
Pittsfield
High School's Internet
Uh-oh, someone has been abusing their
privileges and they've had their images taken
away.
Pretty
Aunt Nancy's Page of Delight
I gotta thank our Vegas
Guide for pointing this one out. As he
put it, "She's either a fucking genius
or she hangs with my Mom."
Punishment
Page
I assume that you have to be masochistic to
fully appreciate something like this.
Remote
Controlled Marc
Tell Marc what to do so that he doesn't have
to figure it out for himself.
Silly's
Page
What do you mean, silly?
Sivart's
Nudes Warning
Pretty erotic still shots, but I'm still
waiting for the live, interactive furniture
porn.
Steve's
Totally Obnoxious Web Page
It won't be totally obnoxious until he
gets rid of the midi controls.
The
Crossing Guard Scandal
Rob is a man on a serious mission.
The
Greater Cut-n-shoot Trailer Park, Bait Camp,
And Mud Wrasslin' Pit
Which is more like a mental institution than
anything else.
The
History Of The Four
Letter Words
A band that would be filling the world with
slack if they weren't currently in hiatus.
The
Internet's Official Loser List
Kinda like making the honors roll in
highschool, but more prestigious.
The
Rave Hate Page
Rave may suck but that guy in the bunny suit
is clearly ready to party!
The
Realm Of Niftyness
Especially nifty if you're putting off doing
your homework.
The
Voodoo Chicken
Don't be suprised if your browser crashes and
does weird things.
Tim's
Wish List - 7/1/72
A little late now, isn't it? Besides, how can
you get "AOL sucks" for your
birthday?
Welcome
To More Buzzcocks
Demonstrating that good site design is merely
a question of whether or not your title
graphic is wide enough.
What
Fred Ate
I cn't wit
until everyone strts using
this delightful blink tg.
Willie
The Fish And His Wet Web World.
Not too shabby for a page about a dead fish.
Your
Buddy's Homepage
Pretty scarey stuff, and I'm not just
referring to the artwork.
