1998
Ugly Lamp Contest Winner
The perfect match for the rest of my coconut
shell furniture!
Aaronsville
Free Press
I never would have imagined that there was so
much going on in Hogswallow County.
Abuse-a-tron
Masochists everywhere can't get enough of
this site. I suspect that a Canadian is
involved.
Air
Guitar
Almost as cool as being an actual rock star!
All
Squirrels Must Die
I understand that they are on the brink of
developing powerful chemical and biological
weapons.
American
Slanguages
Not to be missed if you're planning a trip to
an American city.
Bad
Art
Some call it bad art, I call it inspiration
for the ultimate background tile!
Bellybutton
Walk Of Fame
What amazes me most is the sheer size of it.
Brown
Ribbon Campaign
Forget about free speech, let's have some
free beer!
College
Of Perpendicular Logic
I'd go for my SubMaster of Ether degree, but
I don't think I could pass the physical
endurance exam consisting of 45 hoop jumping
exercises.
Conspiracy
Of The Food People
This is how eating disorders begin.
Cosmic
Ray Art Cars
You've got to admit that factory paint jobs
are pretty boring.
Cow
Babe Of The Month
Forget those porn sites - this is where the
hot action is found!
Do
I Work With A Serial Killer?
Some people will do anything to get sued!
Dwarftude's
Dryer Lint Pets
Someone will get rich packaging these things
and selling them like pet rocks!
Earl’s
TV And Appliance Repair Web Site Extravaganza
Supreme Deluxe
Call now to get your dishwasher fixed, and
he'll clean out all the melted stuff for
free.
Great
Mobile Homes Of Mississippi
Kinda makes me want to pack up my dogs and
chickens, hop in the Trans-Camaro, and head
south.
Grogg
Neanderthal Advice: Archived Letters
It's about time that Ann Landers had some
serious competition.
Headbangers
Against Disco Ten Commandments
Proof that banging your head can be hazardous
to your mental health.
How
To Keep An Idiot Busy
More amusing than the usual circle of links,
if that's possible.
Insect
Rights Activists
Nice thought, but how are we going to save
the vegetables if we don't start eating
insects?
Kiss
The Virtual Ass
One way to have good clean fun with free Web
space.
Lense
Cap Photography
The cutting edge of abstract art.
Lie
Of The Day
I see the beginnings of a very successful
politician.
Mike's
World Wide Web Of Barfbags
Anyone who collects barfbags is certainly
welcome around here, even if they are unused.
My
Vending Machine Experiences
There is no doubt in my mind that The
Vending Machine in question is the
ultimate evil in the universe.
People
You Want Dead/Injured Page
A good hitman could find a lot of business
here.
Peeve-o-rama
You expect us to believe that an AOL member
is peeved?
Retro
Interactive Flashpoint
I'm pretty sure this page is guilty of
browser enhancement abuse.
Satirical
Pimposophy
If there are any problems whatsoever in your
life, rest assured that "The Man"
is responsible!
Sea-Monkey
Central
And I thought that Sea-Monkey's were
available exclusively through
comic-book-cover ads.
Stick
Figure Death Scenes
Enjoy all 29 morbid animations and join the
mailing list for "up to the minute
details about the hectic, non-stop world of
killing stick figures."
Stick
Figure Death Theatre
See the stick figures that started all this
stick figure mutilation.
TailGator
- A Gas Powered Blender
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to margaritas
on the beach.
Ten
Commandments Of The Nontipper
It's not just a job - it's an adventure!
The
Arnett Tapes
A strange collection of recorded crank phone
calls by a couple guys that are genuine
masters of conversation.
The
At Work Parking Lot Cam
I live to see what isn't going on in the
parking lots of the world.
The
Award No-one Has
Go ahead and apply all you want, you still
won't get one.
The
Complete Lyrics To "99 Bottles Of Beer
On The Wall"
Here's a visual enhancement - you can see the
wall at every stage in the process!
The
Corporation: Icon Gallery
When you just can't get enough free awards.
The
"Damn You're Ugly" Award
I should try for this. I'm uglier than any of
those gems.
The
Dancing Finger O' Sarcasm Award
Your page has to be exceptional if you're
willing to display this thing on it!
The
Drinking Buddy Award
Pulitzer would be jealous.
The
Gallery Of The Absurd
There was a time when lard was the secret to
happiness.
The
Great Awesome Ultimate Goat Click Page
More like "The Copius Bandwidth-sucking
Picture Of A Goat Page."
The
Hamster Dance
This page is enough to liven up any party.
The
Joe Cartoon Co.
We're not laughing at Stumpy the three-legged
dog, we're laughing with him.
The
Llama Lisa
Finally, a little culture on the Web.
The
Museum Of Bad Art
This was meant to be, and I was meant to link
to it.
The
Nickel Zone
A site that pays homage to the terribly
under-appreciated coin. I hope this doesn't
start a trend.
The
Official Download Of Nothing
The best place on the Web to get empty zip
files.
The
Penguin Obituaries
You gotta feel sorry for the little guys,
even if they are stuffed.
The
Tacky Postcard Archive
I guess someone has to preserve the bad taste
of our era for future generations.
The
Virtual Pet Cemetery
I guess it beats flushing them down the
toilet!
The
Waitressing Gripe Page
Everything you need to know to become a
really obnoxious restaurant patron.
The
Web Page Of Solitude
I feel so alone when I visit this page.
The
Yonderboy Manifesto
Either he's completely insane or he's onto
something.
Trip
Loader Netscape 4+
Bookmark this page so you can find it if you
ever decide to experiment with hallucinogens.
Turn
Signal Road Rage
Try taking a large dose of Valium before you
climb behind the wheel.
Under
Construction
Discover the true meaning hidden behind those
annoying construction signs.
Useful
Internet Emoticons
If Dave Barry says they are useful, then you
better commit them to memory. There will be a
quiz next week.
W.
P. Vestibule's House Of Butterbeef
Get your bacon flavored milk and your pork
chop ice cream while supplies last.
